What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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