I must be too annoying 4 u.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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