Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
His hands were made for my vagina.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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