So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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