You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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