I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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