Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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