At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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