just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
accomplished twins. life is a go
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
