I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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