hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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