He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
we're so committed to being not committed
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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