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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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