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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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