big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
No...this little piggys going to the bar
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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