My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
where are my eyebrows?
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