Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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