Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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