Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
