This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
