hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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