i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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