quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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