remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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