**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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