What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
wow bdsm is so cute
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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