Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My vagina is officially offended.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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