dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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