i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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