question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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