don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I don't think brook has ever known best
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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