OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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