We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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