I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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