Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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