i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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