youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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