He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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