lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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