problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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