how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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