dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You smell like stripper and shame
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
