chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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