i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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