He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
