I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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