Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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