turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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