I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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