Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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