haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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