ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Enjoy the penises
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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