I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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