maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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