Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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