I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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